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what the firefly family would have as their computer passwords

time to get funny !

i did say i would post little headcanons, didn't i ? i'm starting off with my dumbest idea, just to satiate you freaks while i think up my next fic

mama

- the name of one of her children + birth year

- the hint is "favorite child"

- see, "amazing world of gumball computer password bit"

otis

- his own full name 💀

- either that or just "password" with a random combination of numbers

- he doesn't remember the numbers and has to change it

- so often that he believes that passwords are supposed to change every time

baby

- something along the lines of a scene kid "gore fan" tumblr username in 2010

- any random family member's full name

tiny

- along with not having a bicycle, he does not own a computer

- uses mama's for exclusively pinterest

rufus

- no password

- has 0 idea how to work a computer

- baby secretly uses it as her spare

spaulding (for good measure)

- baby's full name + birth year

- a funny quote from one of his gag shirts he liked (see: "if i wanted to listen to an asshole, i'd fart")

- that computer is BUSTED as fuck. as in BARELY usable

- "the amount of porn on your fucking computer. is SHOCKING."

DEAR LORD I FEAR IT'S GOING IN THE FAVORITES

Currently editing mayor buckman KILL ME

what ogre characters would get you for your birthday

i wasn't going to make another and then i did. So. happy birthday to me AGAIN

pavi

- a geneco formality present but with something thrown in

- maybe an inexpensive jewel or two

- if he likes you your gift is him (oiled up and naked probably)

- thank you pavi i guess

the twin

- dead mouse

- piece of confetti

- no wrapping

- not used to real people parties

- thank you twin

harper

- incredibly racist knicknack if he doesn't care (thanks lukas)

- aalittle rock or perhaps a fun stick he found if he does

- maybe something stranger like a bone or tooth

- all wrapped of course

- thank you harper

iggy

- NOTHING

- WASNT INVITED SHOWS UP ANYWAY DOESNT EVEN BRING A GIFT

- when prompted, hands you something from his pocket (bullet, lint, etc.)

- probably there for food

- fuck you iggy

We have to reduce terrorism

original meme ↓

they played glass houses at my party 💔 my entire family watched me dance like a freak w my close friend to some guy spitting into a mic

can i be the official ceo of harper alexander x mayor buckman 🙏🏻am i qualified enoigh to put that in my bio

I can’t believe Luigi Largo shot the United Healthcare CEO

living in new jersey is definitely giving me mental illness

i hate writing smut.

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you'll NEVER BELIEVE what this is (no sex !)

sorry to anyone who followed me for not field of screams content btw this isnt even my account theme im just like this

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63675589