Tuna-sandwich----b3 - Tuna

it's my birthday today but, far more important, do you know who else's birthday it is?

DONUT IS 10 YEARS OLD!

I get unreasonably mad when people throw out their tomato sauce jars. Bitch that's a free glass. Give it to me. I have onions I need to pickle.

What selfshipping is like

we’re all on here like “heuh huh sans undertale” as if undertale didnt personally take our hand circa 2015 and lead us outta depression fuck our fake asses

i am so fucking sorry for this blog i have no idea what the fuck i was on a year ago

This site has been going around Twitter trans accounts quite a bit lately, so just pointing out here too that it'll do fuck all, they're exploiting trans people at a time when hrt is particularly hard to access and please don't give them your money

The rats are conducting dark rituals in my living room

what if whales in minecraft!

i need money so i can get this NOW

Neon Pink Shoelaces $12.00

For you, Mr. President.

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