What Selfshipping Is Like

sometimes i forget that there are people on this silly sight that can see what i post and reblog and see when i like their stuff, it a huge scare to see them like like interact with me because im all like "wow omg im a person oh geez wow hi there fella oh wow hi" you know its like scary to remember that youre not alone an people will notice that you are like alive

^•⩊•^

concentrates really hard and turns all the microplastics in my body into a gift card for olive garden that has $2 on it

*melts and turns into HClO3 acid*

Ah yes. The essential internet searches.

hey girl can i hack my way into your heart? *leans on trash can in a cool way* *trash fucking falls on my head and i am now covered in trash juice* *finger guns in shame*

nico robin thank you for being alive

"i'm the fuckin thing"

-the thing (john carpenter's the thing, 1982)

"Oh my gods I need to be him"

-local trans guy making bold statements about fictional murders based solely on their general appearance and interpreted personality