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pov of me catching a whale in webfishing

VS.

pov of my friend seeing me catch a whale in webfishing

Sacrifice

I tried so hard and I got so far but in the end it didn't even matter

Context: the entire party was basically just put in a saw trap illusionscape thing by an evil archfae, everybody but the monk died in a game of hide and seek after going through a lot of other physical/psychological trauma. long story short, the session was intense. said archfae gave the monk a wish for winning the hide and seek game, and he was trying to convince her to undo everything she just did with the wish after explaining that games aren’t fun when not everybody is playing.

DM: Ok, now roll persuasion. 

Monk, who has a -1, ooc: Ah, my strong suit. 

Monk ooc, angirly: NAT FUCKIN ONE- *audiable desk slam* AFTER ALL THAT- 

*long pause paired with the sound of people’s mics clipping as the entire table made misc sounds of distress*

DM: *world’s most pained sigh* With advantage. 

Project moon shitposts brainstormed by me and my friend 34 (Masterpost)

reblog to meow at prev insistently

Has anyone done this specifically yet?

masterpiece