On Ao3 Like Some Of These Doves Aren't Even Wounded

Ive kissed my own shoulder during a hot jack off sesh so what? Not like im gonna run for president

ok you would love me even if i was a worm but if i was the killer in a lesbian slasher movie would you find me a strangely sympathetic and even tragic figure be honest

we need to lower the retirement age to 27

no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

ohhhhh. feeling very about dean

the clouds become even more beautiful through small button eyes

#laundry day

Prada fall24 rtw

I'm so glad I live in a world where there's Archive of Our Own

always great to hear my boss say "we're living through the collapse of the american library system" while I'm at my american library system job