I'm So Glad I Live In A World Where There's Archive Of Our Own

on ao3 like some of these doves aren't even wounded

going up to a character i enjoy and being like "i'd like to award you the highest honour i can bestow" and the honours in question are like. bad at sex. undiagnosable mental anguish. loser's temperament. actual body horror shit. nicotine addiction.

hi! i’m god. from bible. why are you doing that

Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009) / Eighth Grade (2018) / Everything Everywhere All At Once (2022)

beautiful women will be like “i baked a cake” and you will say “oh ? what flavour is it” and they say well its a honey rosewater apricot pistachio cardamom vanilla fig jam earl grey poppyseed orange blossom extra virgin olive oil chiffon sponge soaked in raspberry elderflower champagne lipgloss pomegranate matcha ginger blueberry cherry blossom magnolia petal almond passionfruit persimmon syrup with whipped amalfi lemon limoncello ricotta goats cheese honeycomb black pepper bergamot lemon thyme lemon balm rosemary chantilly whipped cream cream cheese feta cheese italian meringue frosting . like ok. i want to spend the rest of my afternoons walking around inside your beautiful mind like a garden

U want something and then when u get it it’s like omg………… I’m scared

Prada fall24 rtw

always great to hear my boss say "we're living through the collapse of the american library system" while I'm at my american library system job

*sits down to write a smut fic* The plot of this smut fic is that Character A believes himself abandoned by God.