Lowkey Hesh Has The Scariest Facepattern Of All The Ghosts. Like Yeah, Keegans Spooky Ass Blue Orbs Would

When I’m crying my beloved will sometimes scrunch up their face in disgust and slowly inch their face toward mine. They’ll stick out just the tip of their tongue and gently lick my tears.

The saltiness always makes them splutter unhappily. It cheers me up every time.

I missed the warning, and have shamefully returned to my FFN roots... If OC-inserts drag me into the depths, know that I fought with honor, and am only in three fandoms I have not consumed the original content for. Our author, who art in Archives, blessed be thy Pseudonym, AO3men.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN AO3 WILL BE DOWN TMRW????

Sometimes I think about the kids seeing billy lounging at the pool with a shirt on in s3 and literally going like “oh no, he hasn’t got his tits out, something is wrong!!” and the funniest thing is that they were right

Steve and Robin should always be on the same shift. It will annoy all their coworkers for sure but it won’t annoy them as much as when Steve and Robin are not working together.

I've been here for about 13 years I think and I've heard tumbling but NEVER tumblogs

Teach me how to use my tumblog

*grips your shoulders tightly* listen to me. you HAVE to make stobin weirder, okay? you have to make them the embodiment of that Secret Third Thing™️. they’re those cats at a shelter that you can’t separate for anything. make them do examinations of each others bodies cause they’re worried about a health issue. make them share a single piece of gum. make them swap pronouns and names and clothes on a regular basis. make them shower together. i need one of the kids to call for steve in a different room and have robin come to help instead because they’re one person. i need steve to show up to work wearing robins tag cause she’s too sick to come in. they have to get weirder, do you understand? it’s for their health.

Keegan and Logan