Steve And Robin Should Always Be On The Same Shift. It Will Annoy All Their Coworkers For Sure But It

Wrangle roughly 3 and a half million dollars yearly via spreadsheet and try not to die when I have to send an email honestly

I just realized that many many people have jobs

Rb with your job, wtf do you people do while offline???

Is this a sentencing????

promise me you'll stay on this site for 10 more years okay?

We do love ice! Not ICE, but ice, yes! We also tend to get pissy when removed from our home region if the tap water tastes wrong, but that's a separate issue.

usamericans do you realise that a stereotype we have about u is that you really really love ice. like the amount of ice you put in your drinks and all your ice machines are really silly to us. do your fridges genuinely produce ice????

*grips your shoulders tightly* listen to me. you HAVE to make stobin weirder, okay? you have to make them the embodiment of that Secret Third Thing™️. they’re those cats at a shelter that you can’t separate for anything. make them do examinations of each others bodies cause they’re worried about a health issue. make them share a single piece of gum. make them swap pronouns and names and clothes on a regular basis. make them shower together. i need one of the kids to call for steve in a different room and have robin come to help instead because they’re one person. i need steve to show up to work wearing robins tag cause she’s too sick to come in. they have to get weirder, do you understand? it’s for their health.