This Has To Be Satire. Like That's A Joke. Ush_710 Is Making A Joke

Looking more like a checklist these days. I want off this ride. 😭

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

Are transfems on tumblr real or are they all bots trying to sell nudes

Cool it has a name!!! I actually love you if I bite you. If I bite harder it means I love you more

why are men so self conscious about their height when there are so many more important flaws to be self conscious about like the lack of emotional intelligence

Every so often these types of posts actually hit me. I cut myself last weekend. I've been suicidal on and off for a few years. These posts do make a difference

queer people of all kinds. i am looking you in the eyes. do not fucking kill yourself. are you listening to me it will be okay. it will get better. i am shaking you by the shoulders do. not. fucking. do. it. you have so much to keep going for and so many people who love you. the cost of the present will not outweigh the life ahead of you. i love you. chin up or down keep walking you'll get there. we will pull you back up onto your feet should you fall. i love you

All hail.

Donald Trump’s Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame is destroyed by man carrying a pickaxe in a guitar case.

You, a weary hero, battered by the road, must prepare for your final battle nonetheless.

You enter the temple, seeing if the holy conclave can provide you with some form of guidance.

Before you, is a prophetic looking woman. Boobs out.

"Aaaahhhh, young traveller" she says, gazing upon you, "I see you have come for the blessing of the gods. It can be found here. But it does not come so easily...."

Her hands wander down to her chest.

"On one teat, we have..... Victory!"

"And on the other...... Despair. Ruin."

She bounces both in unison.

"though mayst suckle from either... But only one. Lest ye risk the wrath of the gods."