All Hail.

A thrilling chase is underway

I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

This honestly puts it into words better than I ever could

I think I speak for a lot of people when I say this:

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People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

Me daily

magical girl whose nemesis is a cute witch who has a huge crush on her and learns that magical girl costumes are actually stored in a magic vault and breaks in and replaces the magical girl's outfit with nothing but a collar and leash so that the next time the magical girl fights her she accidentally transforms to be completely nude except for the collar and turns out the magical girl was trans and she uses her witch magic to give her magical bottom surgery and then the witch helps the magical girl explore her new hole and then they start making out and they're girlfriends now

Duvet and mattress

the objects to your immediate left and right are now this year's art fight teams. what's the theme?

Girlarson :3

I feel like if you add “girl” to the start of anything it becomes like… ten times cooler, like snuggling is great and all but girlsnuggling? Sign me the fuck uppppppppppppp

"Transitioning is scary!"

Do it anyways. Do it scared.

"I'm too old to transition!"

Do it anyways. Do it old.

"I'm too fat to transition!"

Do it anyways. Do it fat.

"I'm too horny to transition! What if this is all just a fetish for me?"

Do it anyways. Do it horny.

I would steal so many animals from this zoo

Please consider: Trans girl petting zoo.