I Am Not A Straight People.

SO TRUE BESTIE

What's your favourite pickled vegetable?

DILL PICKLE LOVERS UNITE

And once she's sucking my dick I can beat her in the game >:3

my biggest turn-on when it comes to other trans women is how thoroughly they can beat my ass in a fighting game. if she kills me before i can land a hit i’ll have my panties on the ground before she even has time to start the next match.

my desiccated son thrunt

💗👉👈🛷🤝🦌💓

first 7 faceless emojis as a portent for the new year babes let’s go

Ya see, this is why insurgents love these things. Just add a machine gun on the bed and you're good to go

cant stop thinking about this video

Just let me hold ur spleen for a few minutes

she’s a 10 but she’s a little too into wanting to see your organs

Will some cute girl PLEASE grope me and tell me they wanna fuck me till I pass out

Yeah I need this. And if someone touches me wrong I bite

Breaking in your new girlfriend like you would a kitten, having all your friends come over and pick her up, touch her wherever they want, give her treats, so she gets used to it :)

I feel like you don't need to drink windex to lose your mind if you would drink windex to lose your mind but uhm... go off?

At this point I just wanna drink windex and wander into the forest, never to be seen again. Living out my life as a creature of the woods, terrorizing the local dog walkers and leaving that group of college students that hang out in the parking lot every Thursday evening with a sight to remember. I shall become a local urban legend and a gang of high schoolers will write a radio play about me in which the twist is that I am not the real monster and I devour the real antagonist.

I'm sorry I'm going fucking insane over trans people in sports issues the anti trans crowd has lost the fucking plot and then has the audacity to act like its the trannies who are ridiculous

I used to be of the "well the sports issue isn't really important to me its w/e I just don't want it to be a gateway into other transphobia" but oh my fucking god we are so far gone. The fencing shit is sending me over the edge. What the fuck.