Ya See, This Is Why Insurgents Love These Things. Just Add A Machine Gun On The Bed And You're Good To

I wanted to become a truck driver and thought trans stood for transport

My step brother made me.

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Everyone needs to see this

Knives! Get your Knives here for no particular reason!

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Get em while they're cold, get em while they're sharp!

Special discount if your name is Brutus for no reason in particular!

brought to you by a white autistic person saying they can't talk to me because my english accent is """sensorily overstimulating"""". i should start charging autistic people for the audacity.

This what being my friend is like. I also stop to look at trees and bugs

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Was scrolling through AO3 and found this gem

Enemy to parent is a trope we have to popularise lmao

being 5'7" is so fucked. AND i'm a top. i suffer more than you could ever know.

Proof that the solution to every problem is a little guy

i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.