This Fuckin Dryer Has Been On "stopping" For Almost 10 Minutes. Bruh I Want My Clothes

Do people actually care if your parents are or aren't ok with your marriage??? Bruh you're the one getting married

Why are there so many fucking pornbots on tumblr wtfffff

No it's a smoothie (red)

fortnite miku i love you 5ever

Finding their weakness and exploiting it in combat

I'm sorry but fucking the same person over and over, learning their kinks, their hot spots, how to turn them on instantly, where they like to be touched, licked, kissed, exactly how they like to cum is so much better than having lame sex with different people every night

Edit cuz this blew up: if you comment something transphobic it will be reported and I will block you. This is supposed to be a safe space for trans people, no one wants to hear your half baked, hateful opinions

anyone else starting to think they're never going to be normal

Seriously tho. People love all sorts of bees but somehow hate wasps. It's like saying you love cats but thinking that hairless cats should be kicked

once you stop being terrified of wasps you can live in awe of their diversity and beauty

Never thought about a lake monster fucking me but damn that's kinda hot

Imagine going to the lake to have a good nice time with your friends...

You are swimming when you feel something touching your feet, you scream loudly. Your friends at the shore laugh at you and tell you it's probably just a fish. You breathe hard, yeah, just a fish. You keep swimming, a bit further away, something touches your ass, grabs your leg. You scream again. They laugh, you might be the fish new favorite food. You laugh it off and keep swimming, your brain is just playing tricks on you.

Until it's not.

Until a slimy tentacle sneaks up on you and gets inside your mouth, pushing so far it triggers your gag reflex. It retracts. You try to scream but you can't. The tentacle doesn't go away. But a bunch more appear.

You can feel them everywhere. Holding your legs apart, taking your bikini off, pushing slimy tentacles into your pussy. Some grope your tits, little suckers grabbing into your nipples and making you squirm. Something probes your asshole, you struggle to get off its hold. You van't fight it off. It penetrates your asshole. You try to scream but you just get the tentacle in your mouth further down your throat. You gag, it retracts and starts a punishing pace. Fucking your pussy. Fucking your throat. Fucking your asshole. It shouldn't feel good, it shouldn't. But you with each trust something inside of you grows higher and higher until you are pushing back, until you are moaning around the tentacle in your mouth.

You come around the tentacles. They fuck you through it.

There's a weird sound and you feel the first shoot of slimy release. Rapidly stuffing all your holes at the same time. The slimy seed feels cool and disgusting inside your pussy, inside your ass. Your friends are calling you and you barely grab your bikini and put it back on before your friend appears in the shore calling you out so y'all can go. You get out and put back your clothes as you feel the goo dripping out, praying it's not staining your friend's car.

Wtf is tumblr doing 😭😭 staff worse than Sarumans after Gandalf became white

did i just witness @germanknifemommy / lilith get nuked in real time????? i was on her blog and then clicked a different post then went to click back in and it says "hmm. nothing here" ???? and the notification i got of her reblog is now gone. what the fuck dumblr???? give her back ~nya

I am not a straight people.

Reblog if you are also not a straight people.