Transgarnets - Rox

i’m just tryna have a nice time despite knowing facts and information

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It's so unfair I don't get to see where plate tectonics will go in 50 million years

It’s so unfair i don’t get to see where evolution will go in 50 million years

Proof that the solution to every problem is a little guy

i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

Tumblr creating normal distribution

With the ides of march fast approaching we must be prepared

Please reblog to make sure everyone is equipped!

save a turkey, there's a weird girl with unmentionable kinks begging to be stuffed instead.

fyi i will be extending some dark tendrils across the sky later today. just a heads up

To my uk trans people and allies out there.

For reference, using relativistic kinetic energy gives you hardly any difference. The given velocity is about 0.015c so it makes sense

Yeah I need this. And if someone touches me wrong I bite

Breaking in your new girlfriend like you would a kitten, having all your friends come over and pick her up, touch her wherever they want, give her treats, so she gets used to it :)