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Finding their weakness and exploiting it in combat

I'm sorry but fucking the same person over and over, learning their kinks, their hot spots, how to turn them on instantly, where they like to be touched, licked, kissed, exactly how they like to cum is so much better than having lame sex with different people every night

What a weird request. Just disgusting. How could anyone ask for that I'm flabbergasted. You should try saying "good girl" instead

I think we need more accent data. Do you mind moaning and whimpering into the mic?

This really is my fault for curating a follower base of desperate lesbians

I'm not but just because of my IBS

Y’all are really out there havin sex? I thought we just blogged about it

shit man, this geology war is fucked. i just saw a volcanologist shoulder their rock hammer and say "pyroclastic blast" or some similar shit, and every geologist around them turned into mummies, frozen forever in poses of fear and horror, and die. the camera didn't even go onto it, that's how common shit like this is. my ass is firing rockslides and mudflows. i think i just heard 'iridium meteor fallout' two groups over. i gotta get the fuck outta here.

save a turkey, there's a weird girl with unmentionable kinks begging to be stuffed instead.

Looking more like a checklist these days. I want off this ride. 😭

Seriously tho. People love all sorts of bees but somehow hate wasps. It's like saying you love cats but thinking that hairless cats should be kicked

once you stop being terrified of wasps you can live in awe of their diversity and beauty

nytimes.com

Who Is in DOGE? Tracking Its Staffers and Allies in the Federal Government

The Times identified 45 people within the so-called Department of Government Efficiency, a group formed by Elon Musk that in a short few wee

Oh no. MAGA is mad that the NYT shared the names of DOGE staffers. Don’t share this! Would be a shame

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now