I Need One Of These!

I just miss them so much!!!!! 😭

this look deserves an award

Jedes Mal wenn ich denke, dass die Menschheit den maximalen Grad der Dummheit auf meiner imaginären Skala erreicht hat, kommt irgend so ein Individualist daher und sprengt die Skala um ein Vielfaches.

LeFloid (via vrchngng)

everybody is so bored while stuck inside bc of covid-19 that i just got an ff.net alert that a fic from 2009 i was following updated with a new chapter for the first time in FIVE YEARS

Person: “How have you not heard that new song? Have you been living under a rock?”

Me: “Yes.”

Me: *puts on shades*

Me: “A classic rock.”

*NCIS LA theme plays*

PUT HIM BACK IN THE LAMP PUT HIM BACK IN THE FUCKING LAMP

AMERICAN IDIOT // GREEN DAY

at the 2016 american music awards, billie joe armstrong sang “the subliminal mind trump america” instead of “mind fuck america.” here’s a link

Starting the day with an Otter

xNxP Problems

Me: I should learn to play the guitar

Brain: Hey, maybe you should finish one of your other many projects first

Me: That's it, I'm gonna learn Swahili

Brain: ????????