Jedes Mal wenn ich denke, dass die Menschheit den maximalen Grad der Dummheit auf meiner imaginären Skala erreicht hat, kommt irgend so ein Individualist daher und sprengt die Skala um ein Vielfaches.
LeFloid (via vrchngng)
me: *pretends to be a stone cold bitch*
also me: *cries when I think about kids who sit by themselves at lunch*
Someone: How are you doing at school? And your exams? Me:
(Credits of the gif: @bonesblack)
You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.
*Goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time*
*Goes to a family reunion and awkwardly follows mom around the entire time*
*Goes to hell and awkwardly follows Satan around the entire time*
AMERICAN IDIOT // GREEN DAY
at the 2016 american music awards, billie joe armstrong sang “the subliminal mind trump america” instead of “mind fuck america.” here’s a link
Ich möchte kein blödes Schaf in einer geistig behinderten Herde sein.
LeFloid (via paavus)
everybody is so bored while stuck inside bc of covid-19 that i just got an ff.net alert that a fic from 2009 i was following updated with a new chapter for the first time in FIVE YEARS