Hey Wait! I Know You! We Used To Be Chained Next To Each Other In The Cave! Wow, So Good To See You,

Reasons why I like tumblr

1. None of my family is on here

Night Watch is a damn rollercoaster how can a book about time travel where the main character at one point STOPS PART OF A RIOT USING HOT CHOCOLATE be the same book commenting on corruption within the police force (and the government?? Maybe?? There's been hints so far but I haven't finished it yet so imma leave that so a solid maybe) and the harmful effects (affects? No clue) that accepting it as the norm has on everyone else and the effects of poverty in such a good way???? Like what??? It's fucking amazing and I haven't even finished it yet

Sentinel

Senpai says you’re welcome

it's always a good day to complain about English speakers

inspired by boop day, reblog this post if its ok for people to send you random asks and interact on your posts with no judgement. i want to talk to people.

what kind of homeland security threat did the mythbusters accidentally discover????

No I’m not attracted to you. Quit your evil putting your finger under my chin to make me look up at you. I know I’m your nemesis and all but we really need to set some boundaries when you’ve got me tied up like this.

Not a tail but a pillow