This Website’s Easy Watch. *dangles A Bunch Of Greek Gods Like Keys*

The crows......? Or... The graves??? Are you running a takeaway service for zombies??

My favorite part of my day is feeding these greedy losers

“Which spices go with which foods” lists are of limited value to me because, like, I have functioning taste buds. What I really need is a “spices that need to be added at the start of the cooking time in order to properly develop versus spices that need to be added in the last five minutes because extended heating fucks up the flavour profile” list – that shit is not intuitive.

why didn’t gandalf just carry the ring to mordor himself with these tongs

odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“In 1404, King Taejong fell from his horse during a hunting expedition. Embarrassed, looking to his left and right, he commanded, “Do not let the historian find out about this.” To his disappointment, the historian accompanying the hunting party included these words in the annals, in addition to a description of the king’s fall.“

LMFAOOOOOO rip to that guy

cal please chill out, you're making it hard to teach

(donation doodles! // tip jar)

Ough

Stand in the shadows, guard the Light.

Kudos to my discord buddies for dealing with my 'jedi should get to be a little eldritch, as a treat' au rambles whenever a fic idea bonks me over the head.

Photos Showing That Angle Is Everything.