Timetobetraumatised - TimeToBeTraumatised

Fascinating differences in strategy in the Quiet Games. Gem just whacked Impulse until he did what she wanted. Skizz and Ren came up with a complex system of signals. Grian and Jimmy somehow unlocked??? telepathy??? and killed it????

the garfield fandom scares me

Reasons why I like tumblr

1. None of my family is on here

Insults (Fantasy Edition)

They're as useful as a wet blanket in the middle of winter

I could talk to my horse and have a better conversation

She did love her family, but she'd rather have an ocean between her and them.

He was the kind of man to stumble across rational thought quite by accident and dismiss it as absurd

'Quite frankly, I'd rather eat Hemlock.'

I know the gods do not exist, because if they did, they would've struck you down by now.

Well, you're clearly got some troll ancestry.

That's probably the wisest thing you've ever said and yet still you are wrong.

Do you just sit there all day and hope some sort of sentient through floats in your direction

She was tolerable. From a distance.

They were often wrong but never in doubt.

just got fired from my government job… apparently they can control the weather with space lasers now so they don’t need me to stand on a dark tower and chant in a big bellowing voice to summon clouds and winds of fear and frost

my mom didn't raise a quitter but she did raise a procrastinator