I Don't Care If You're Neuron Divergent I Need You To Slay Count Fucking Dracula

You know the fact that so many people see the insistence that you don’t like someone romantically as confirmation that you do like them romantically is horrifying when you really think about it

i do think it’s interesting that in less than a decade after reviving both the jurassic park movies and star wars franchises, universal and disney, respectively, have fucked up what could have been never-ending theatrical cash cows to the point where the jurassic franchise is ending in critical disgrace and star wars has been relegated almost exclusively to disney’s streaming platform. how badly do you have to fumble bags that are mostly just “people and aliens in a far off galaxy and space” and “dinosaurs! what would happen if dinosaurs?” that the franchises became so devoid of any redeemable value that people are eh about seeing a cultural icon like darth vader wield his lightsaber or a website like rotten tomatoes, which grades on a heavy curve, especially for nostalgic projects, has your film at a 37% critical favorability and is being accused of making dinosaurs “uncool”. it’s fascinating. i hope the bubble bursts for marvel next.

Blessing of the Horse

Lord of horses, Tahvanus, a god that cleans the mangers out, over my herds keep watch, give fodder to my steeds, devoid of speech, devoid of strength, devoid of guilt, devoid of guile. The Finnish horse was the most valuable animal to ancient Finns. They are sturdy and very versatile which made them extremely useful. A person's horse was said to be the measure of their worth, and there are several songs and spells to protect the horses against dangers and threats.

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OLD GODS - Artworks inspired by Finnish mythology and Folklore

anyone else seeing weird mysterious failures on Tumblr

the garfield fandom scares me

ily, menswear guy

AU where Qui-Gon pulls the same thing with Feemor that he later does with Obi-Wan and sort of just....abruptly ends his padawanship in favor of taking Xanatos as his new student. Which is devastating, but Feemor takes a solo mission to a very quiet planet on the edge of Mandalorian space and somehow ends up with the Darksaber, all of the Death Watch out for his head, and Tarre Vizsla('s ghost) as his new Master.

tennis balls are just limes that failed their exams