Ily, Menswear Guy

"oh boy I sure wish there were a fast, free and private alternative to google chrome"

the humble mozilla firefox:

The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil

them: SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST MEANS HUMANS MUST BE INDIVIDUALLY SELF-SUFFICIENT AND COMPLETELY INDEPENDENT

biologist:

hey ao3 can you like give the extra $38k you made from this month’s funds drive to charity

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

What’s up late night folks? Here’s an eerie shot I took down a pitch black road in the middle of the night

Legolas pretty quickly gets in the habit of venting about his travelling companions in Elvish, so long as Gandalf & Aragorn aren’t in earshot they’ll never know right?

Then about a week into their journey like

Legolas: *in Elvish, for approximately the 20th time* ugh fucking hobbits, so annoying

Frodo: *also in Elvish, deadpan* yeah we’re the worst

Legolas:

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

Moths are definitely an eldritch/hivemind being, right??