Timetobetraumatised - TimeToBeTraumatised

Hanging out with old people rules because after a while they trust you enough to confess to murder totally unprompted

accidentally indulged in too much ‘me time’, turns out i’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities

Highly recommend injecting a little whimsy into your life. Say hello to gravestones. Pretend the raindrops on your window are racing. When small children stare at you, wave. My grandfather had a studded belt that started losing its studs. He replaced them with googly eyes. Do what you can to make your life a bit lighter

We never really talked about it but The Ugly Ducking that grew up to be a beautiful swan was still probably pretty fugly from a duck’s perspective

‘…and there are many paths to tread.’

Some hand-lettering from 2021. 

“Like a surprise symphony or perhaps a car alarm”

Ch👏

My issue is that I'm a "go big or go home" kinda person, but I'm too scared to go big so I'm always going home