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THE SHRIEK-LAUGH THAT JUST CAME OUT OF MY MOUTH WAS UNREAL AND SCARED MY POOR DOG OUT OF A SOUND SLEEP

ALEX HIRSCH YOU DELIGHT ME MORE EVERY DAY

Based on some texts I sent my gf that I found funny

TRANSCRIPT: Bright: Just had a moment of self awareness

Bright: I am a weird freak of a guy Bright: Oh wait. Bright: The awareness is gone! Shaw: Such a shame.

And Lars is talking about himself in the third person

i’m being serious when i say that my life would be 100% better if i was skinny. like genuinely. i wouldn’t have to worry and spend an hour and a half (sometimes more like??!!) trying to figure out what to wear just to go buy groceries. i wouldn’t have to overthink that my bf might find me heavy. i won’t have to be anxious going to parties. and i can wear whatever the FUUUUUCCCCKKK I WAAAANT and look good STILL

>:)

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

-🫐

hey dude i got like no fucking clue what this is

*struggles while writing* i suck and writing is hard

*remembers some ppl use ai* i am a creative force. i am uncorrupted by theft and indolence. i am on a journey to excellence. it is my duty to keep taking joy in creating.

This. This. I didn’t have the best home growing up and I used to wish that slenderman would take me away from mine and let me live in the mansion, it used to be a beautiful thought for me, who gives a fuck that it’s out of Charecter?? I used to wish I could meet masky, hoodie, Toby, jack, and for some reason wanted to flip of Jeff but also try to get along with him. It’s in my diary’s from when I was younger! So, even if it’s not realiztic, let people have this. Because it’s hard enough without others shitting on how you feel or your ideas.

Potential unpopular take but…

I don’t like it when people give others shit for like the Slendermansion stuff or making the Creepypastas and slendermythos act like a family.

Is it realistic? No. Can it be a little out of character for the creeps? Yeah. Is it hurting anyone other than maybe being mildly annoying? No.

It’s not a bad thing to want to pretend that these fake serial killers and monsters and whatnot are living together and having the best found family moments when they aren’t out killing people. Some of us needed to believe in that when we were younger, and some people need that now.

Besides, everyone is deserving of normalcy, God knows Tim/Masky craves it, so why not write them not being murderers and suffering through life

When I was little, like nine or something, I wasn’t in an abusive household but I was being bullied at school, and when I cried myself to sleep, I cried hoping that Slenderman or Toby or someone would come take me away to the Slendermansion and I’d be away from it all.

Should little kids be reading Creepypasta stuff? No, but we did and they’re able to find it. So why not let it be something that makes them feel safe, even for a moment, even though it isn’t real.

Who cares if it’s “not what they’d do”? It’s what I, and a lot of other people, needed them to do. So who cares

I need assistance. Constant supervision. Choose what I eat. Make me work out. Fuck me. Dictate my every damn move.

no im just scared to request certain ideas i have to splooge bc i have genuinely fucked up kinks-

The amount of money I would pay to see your inbox I dont even care if theres nothing added i just want to see your anons thoughts, which are basically your thoughts since we are all a hive mind echo chamber.

(Goes for both your main and evil twin)

here’s a compilation of the funniest and wildest asks i have in my inbox rn. there’s more out of pocket ones but that’s the gist of it

the day i get to 115lbs im going to have the craziest shopping spree ever. if i could just never eat again.

legspo to kick off this fast