no im just scared to request certain ideas i have to splooge bc i have genuinely fucked up kinks-
The amount of money I would pay to see your inbox I dont even care if theres nothing added i just want to see your anons thoughts, which are basically your thoughts since we are all a hive mind echo chamber.
(Goes for both your main and evil twin)
here’s a compilation of the funniest and wildest asks i have in my inbox rn. there’s more out of pocket ones but that’s the gist of it
request??
vox x reader :>
scenario: vox teaches reader how to dance (like formally)??
God we love this flat screen tv more then is normal HAHA! I hope you like it because I’m so nervous nsgsjdbge I TRIED TO MAKE THIS AS IN CHARECTER AS POSSIBLE SOB
VOX X READER!! (Reader will be gn because anon didn’t specify!)
Warning; None!
this is my first fic! Please tell me if I did good or not :>
your sitting in Vox’s tower, bored as hell, you would usually wonder around but Vox requested for you to stay where you were, as he said that he wanted to teach you something ‘later’. It’s already later and he’s late. You groan in frustration, leave it to Vox to be late to his own plans.
after a few minutes he finally gets there, his smooth voice greeting you. “Why you stayed, perfect, sorry I’m late, Valentino held me up.” He says, you huff, it’s always Valentino this and Valentino that with Vox, as he makes it his duties to make sure Valentino doesn’t fuck everything up.
You look at him. “Yeah, it’s always Valentino.” You say, standing up, “Why did you want me to stay here Vox? You said you’ll teach me something?” You ask, he smiles at you, god his smile. He may sometimes be a lot to put up with but god that smile makes you feel butterflies every time you see it
As formal music starts playing you jump, forgetting that he can connect to any speakers. “Well, my dear, I thought I would try to teach you to dance. And before you say that you know how to dance I mean formally. Not all.. dumb like people think is dancing” he says with a sly smile as you roll your eyes.
“Alright then, teach me.” You respond, a slight smile on your face. As he walks to you he starts instructing you on where and how to stand when waiting for your dancing partner. “Stand a little straighter and to the left- Nono, my left! Look at me as well.” He bosses as he gets to you.
As he gets to you he clasps one of your hands in his and puts his other on your hip. “Alright, hold my hand and put your other on my shoulder. Yes, just like that, good, now step forward and step back, forward, back, turn too, we have to turn.” He explains, your frustration slight. “Are there a bunch of rules to this? It’s stupid.” You mumble, he then dips you, scaring you a little. “This is called a dip, I won’t drop you relax, your stiffer then a board.” He comments as he brings you back up.
You’re still a little tense when he brings you back up. “Sometimes I think you will drop me, you act like it” you respond, making him laugh as you continue the pattern. Forward, back, forward, back, turn. Then he spins you, catching you and dipping you, almost as if he’s been doing it his whole life and death. You’re less stiff but it’s because of the surprise. “That’s what I’m talking about!”
After about an hour of practice you got it down, moving in almost perfect sync with him. Forward, back, forward, back, turn, forward, back, spin, dip, forward and repeat. You’re smiling with him. “This is a lot easier now!” You say, laughing as he shakes his head. “Of course it is, it’s not like it’s hard in general!” He responds.
CUDSCBYDNYXDEEXDYN I HOPE YOU LIKE IT GRAH OMGGGGGG THIS WAS HARD AT THE BEGINING ND IT GOT PROGRESSIVELY EASIER TO WRITE HAHAHA
pov me
am i the only one out here getting turned on by sick guitar riffs??
yes, we will make cinnamon rolls together
cinnamaldehyde is basically the smell and flavor of cinnamon but its chemical name <33
wanna make cinnamaldehyde with me pooks? :)
-Silly lil 🫐
tbh idk what that is lol
sounds like cinnamon
i can make cinnamon rolls tho
i may have taken WAY too many screenshots of him BUT HES SO CUTE
neverrrrr >:)
RAHHHHHH POOKIE TY ALSO AHHHHHHHHHH YOUR BLESSING US WITH THE SNEAK PEAKS
~Silly lil 🫐
stawppp
Im thirsty and high what the fuck do i do i dont wanna get up
I wanna start writing! So, please send in some requests bc I’m dumb and have absolutely no idea what to do-
if you want my headcannons for a certain character go ahead and request it!
I’ll write fluff and angst! Not comfortable with sharing my smut skills till they improve, sorry
I’ll write for;
Creepypasta
Gravity falls
murder drones
dsmp (bro ik its dead but like i miss it im sorry EXCLUDING WILBUR AND ANY OF THE BURSONAS)
sally faceeeee
helluva boss
hazbin hotel
class of 09 (surprise-)
and FNAF!
Let's play a game called "how skinny can I get until my mum genuinely apologises to me"
Getting work done on my house and the contractor was like “I saw ur sign….. r u yknow in the community or an …ally?” And I was like doing the major side eye and was hesitantly like “……in the community…” and the guy whips out his phone and goes “cool let me show you a picture of my daughter and her 4 kids and her wife and did u know the baby is theirs biologically which is very cool and” then I got to listen to him tell me all about being an ally and how much he loves the queer community and also he thinks it’s despicable all the friends they lost when his daughter came out and they haven’t won the best yard since they put a pride flag out and how it’s about making sure people have safe spaces and know they aren’t alone- to my complete astonishment I really did get the full essay from him
19!! Canadian! I love fruit >:b ||I HAVE BPD, ADHD AND ODD||
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