Yes, We Will Make Cinnamon Rolls Together

If you still want fluff, may I interest you with Clef, Bright, Kondraki and Glass with an S/O who carries around a handbag (bigger on the inside) that's filled with plushies and they throw said plushies on the doctors when said doctors are having a bad day

SCP STAFF WITH A READER THAT THROWS THEM PLUSHIES WHEN THEY ARE HAVING A BAD DAY.

CHARACTERS: ALTO CLEF, JACK BRIGHT, KONDRAKI, SIMON GLASS.(all platonic)

DR CLEF

✽ Today was shitty, to say the least. He had a lot of nightmares about her

✽ Today he was trying to be the funny asshole he always is, but he was more jumpy. If someone touched him and he didn't saw them he'll literally stumble back and his breath would quicken.

✽ He was now drinking some coffee, his lip a little bloody because of how hard he was bitting it. The moment he put his cup down and got up to go and do work he felt how he was punched by something.

✽ He looked down and saw a teddy bear, he took it and started looking around confused until he spot you.

✽ You were a Safe type SCP, a humanoid that liked to make people happy. You always carried around a bag similar to Santa's and would pull anything from it.

✽ He rolled his eyes but kept the plushie the whole day, he even ranted to it about the horrible soup and tried to give it sum soup so it could know that, it was indeed, horrible.

✽ Before he left he went to your containment cell with a little box, some rings and stuff in it. Inside your cell was a normal room, white walls with some red, yellow and purple paint sprayed on it, a bed, a desk with art supplies and a TV.

✽ He looked around and frowned when he realized you weren't there, which was weird cause your time to hang around the facility was over.

✽ He almost drops the box when you hugged him from behind and he stood still as a rock to then let himself relax in your embrace.

✽ "Hey kiddo, got you something, consider it a thanks"

DR BRIGHT

✩ He is always having a bad day, he's just good at hiding it.

✩ He was angry this time, well more of a mix of emotions. He just discussed things regarding TJ's situation with Mikell and his blood was boiling.

✩ He was close to just shutting off his brain and continuing his day as if nothing happened, to then unload in his house until he was hit with a plushie.

✩ He managed to grab it before it fell and he stared at it for a while, to then search around who threw it to him.

✩ He heard your laugh and it made him smile, you really were a nice addition to this site. Always running around giving people things, hugs, helping them.

✩ You never got too close to him tho, so interacting with you this first time was a new thing.

✩ He turned around to thank you but you were gone, he looked back at the plushie and then around to make sure no one was there. He hugged it hard and he let some tears drop, he thought of his little brother and how one day he will get him out of here and make him live a happy normal life.

✩ He named the shark plushie Thomas, and he lays in his in site dorm.

✩ He would try to hang around with you a little more, would become a father figure probably.

DR KONDRAKI

✿ He was having a bad hangover, he had a fight with Draven, he was close to getting into a physical fight just because.

✿ He spent most of his day in the cafeteria, drinking way too much coffee. He almost left when you came running from nowhere and hugged him, he froze.

✿ Yeah it was his idea that you roam free since you only want to make people happy, but it still was weird to have a SCP do that.

✿ You then pulled out something from your bag, and he almost laughed at the plushie.

✿ It was something in between a fat ferret or a fat cat, either way he loved it and when you gave it to him he smiled.

✿ "Thank you kiddo, how about I get you some apple juice hm?"

✿ Your fast nod was enough for him, he got up, ruffled your hair and went to get you some apple juice.

DR GLASS

✧ So this man doesn't have the greatest relationship with his family, today his mom called and they both had a fight over the phone.

✧ Everyone could notice that Glass was rather mad today, he would have to take a few second to answer so he didn't sound like an asshole.

✧ So everyone tried to not make that much contact with him, and he kept himself in his office just speaking to people when needed.

✧ He heard some knocks and he sighed, syaing 'come in'.

✧ So you came in, went over to him and handed him a tiger plushie, or something like that.

✧ He just started at it for a while, then he looked at you, then back at the plushie. He took it and mumbled a 'thank you'

✧ You stayed around in his office helping him until he felt better.

✧ At the end of the day, Glass was back to his normal self.

THATS MY EVERYDAY LIFE IM NOT EVEN KIDDING LMAO (i was seeing and hearing shit earlier, the man with the weird jaw was back)

i think, Hypothetically, the scariest things are things that aren't people. Things that can destroy your life or your family's life with a snap of your fingures. Things that lack basic human needs like sleep or thirst. Things that can continue to harm you even after you die. Things that don't die. People claim that humanity is on the top of the food chain right? Imagine that wasn't the case. That there are millions of things a hell of a lot more powerful than us, and a lot more sinister. Things that don't just hurt you, but break you. Tear apart every little piece of your soul until you aren't you anymore. Like I don't like spiders right? So this thing would generate billions of spiders, and make them chew at my skin until I die. But no. I don't die. I keep having to relive the pain… the terror. I'm unable to do anything but sit there and listen to the creatures bite at my flesh. Watch as the creature's also bite at my family's flesh. That's what would scare me. Monsters that do monstrous things for the hell of it and drag innocent lives into their games. They have no code, no reason. They just hurt things.

i feel like i just read something by Franz kafka

yeah that sounds like literal hell

im speechless tbh

this was very profound

also are you okay?

im sorry i wish i had a better response other than

damn "So this thing would generate billions of spiders, and make them chew at my skin until I die."

made my skin crawl eugghhhh i hate spiders disgusting

what if ur biggest fear was stalkers so the "thing" would constantly have you on edge with shadows of people that arent really there, anonymous letters from your "stalker", noises that nobody else hears but you, seeing imaginary people, etc

date her mom

this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔

Dr. Jack Bright : I like it rough. Hurt me.

Y/N : You’re needy yet scared of emotional attachments.

Y/N : You’re reckless yet continuously makes bad choices.

Y/N : You bury your trauma in addiction and false facade.

Y/N : If you ever had any normal commonly instincts about people or situations, they have long since fled.

Y/N : Your promiscuity is ritualised self-destruction—

Dr. Jack Bright : Not like that, you meanie :(

And Lars is talking about himself in the third person

My 4n4 rules 🍂

Those are my personnal rules for how i deal with my €d so if it trigger you just block 🖤

No processed food

Always zero sugar

Always low/zero fat

Vegetables and fruit every single day

Of course i never add sugar in my meals

No cheese exept mozzarella

Making my meals and limiting eating outside

Always low proportion

No dessert

No fast fooda

No snack on week-end and school vacation

I allow myself 1 snack on the afternoon only on school week for strenght

1000 cal max

1h sport per day

At least one 24h fast per week (since i live with my bf i can't fast much)

Not eating when my bf is not home

Not eating alone

Green tea every morning

2 liter water per day

10k steps per day

Skipping breakfast on week-end

I allow myself to binge only on my first day of period because it make my pain less painful

Small bite

Never taking the first bite

Never asking for food

Daily checking Tumblr for thinsp0

Thats it ! 🍂

@activesplooger

would you pooks? /j

tcc member trys to get job

job giver : ok now we're gonna check your digital footprint

tcc member : ok

*after checking*

job giver : uhm....you cant have this job...

tcc member : what why

job giver : 3 years ago you said youd give adam lanza head. Im sorry but we just cant accept you

tcc member : nooooo

*three months later on rhe news

*news headline : Job place shot up

haha I’m also so normal

omg I want fox to fucking use me when he’s pissed off

:)

…

i want to be plowed by vox on his desk while he records and broadcasts it on all of hells electronics.

ok bye