LMAOOOOO THATS SO ME THO

cutely now gets paranoid because my throat almost always hurts (it’s from smoking I think)

this is super personal and kinda gross

cw: tonsil stones??

a couple years back i kept waking up with throat pain on one side of my throat and i was like wtf wtvr im just sick. but it was like a month into this pain so i was like imma j look this up. and a lot of results said “tonsil stones” and that u can check for them w a q-tip so i did that. omfg. so. fucking. many. it took me two days to get them all. there mustve been a hundred and i had to remove each and every one of them, large or small. it was actually so like scary doing that bc omg im sitting there for an hour gagging up tonsil stones and removing them w a q tip b4 i swallow them on accident. i would actually be so paranoid that i have them again. if i woke up (usually middle of the night idk why) and my throat was even slightly hurting id spring out of bed and check. and its weird bc i have like good oral hygiene. never had a cavity or anything like that and always brush n floss. so i j went the extra mile and did a bunch of extra stuff like gargling w salt water

and it worked i didnt get them again!!

2 years later i keep waking up w one side of my throat sore. so i grab a shit ton of q tips and check out my tonsils. not a lot, thankfully, but omg im so fucking annoyed. it actually is a nuisance on my life and it hurts.

ok thats all bye. super gross ik. i think i j have deep tonsils so they can get stuck easier. that shits like a cavern. and only on one side which is weird, but ive checked and the other side is way shallowrr than my other side that gets them

But if they do actually commit it would be my fault wouldnt it?

Splooge idk what to do so I have a genuine fear of commitment and I wanted to break up with this person because I’ve fallen out of love with them because they are a good person and all but I don’t love them as a partner anymore but then their dad passed away and I’m genuinely freaking out because idk what to do bc I can’t break up with her and she constantly wants like kisses and sex and I don’t want it anymore and she already went ahead once after I said stop and I’m just scared now and she said if I break up with her she’ll kill herself and she blamed me for trying to commit like idk what to do anymore

alright, take everything I say with a grain of salt because im no relationship or life expert

as for the deceased parent, be there for them as much as you can, but not at the expense of putting yourself through all this trouble. You should always take everyone seriously when they say they commit, but don’t stay with them just because they say theyre going to if you dont do etc etc. thats unhealthy and manipulative and you shouldn’t have to carry that burden.

i would honestly ask a mental health professional how to move forward, if i were you id end things but who knows im not in your situation and therefore cant fully understand what this circumstance is like nor am i the best descion maker. Its really important that you stay calm and try to build distance from this person.

That person your in a relationship with is going through a hard time, fair, but forcing you to do stuff without your consent? sounds like rape unless i misread or misunderstood something, which is not okay under ANY circumstances.

im sorry your going through this, this is a really stressful and tricky situation. i hope everything works out hun

missed me ? no ? too bad

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I have a duck stuffy named Josh

aw man, i love him!

don’t tell anybody, but i’ve still got one too :)

the way i want to put him in a jar and shake it bc who knows maybe his butt will glow like a firefly

i called this and its exactly what youd expect. so fun oh my god

I need assistance. Constant supervision. Choose what I eat. Make me work out. Fuck me. Dictate my every damn move.

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