Go Ahead. You Caught Me On A Rare Occasion, I'm Rarely Ever In A Gossiping Mood.

Go ahead. You caught me on a rare occasion, I'm rarely ever in a gossiping mood.

I didn't know you was good friends with Santa clause. I'm late. But I bet you and your oompa loompas be getting the holiday hookup special. All types of little cute outfits and tailored coats and supplies. You know good and well your behind should be on the naughty list after what you did to them kids but Santa still be putting you on the nice list in trade for cookies and chocolate 😂😂

Oh yeah, everybody know the Clauses and their worker elves here at the factory. They like to visit during the winter for a tour and a nice dinner in our big dining hall, and they just love having hot chocolate near the fireplace. Fortunately, Santa never learned about the little factory mishap so I was never put on his naughty list. That's a secret, a slightly dirty one, but so what? We all have at least one. And it's not like any of what happened was my fault anyway. I'm quite an angel, if I do say so myself.

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thewillywonka

4 years ago

I just joined and your the second person I followed 😂

Oh.... Why wasn't I the first? 😒

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thewillywonka

4 years ago

But why not just follow us? I want to be followed dammit -pouts- >:3

Because if I follow you now then I run the risk of not liking you later, for whatever reason. And if I decide that I don't care for you later then I'll have to unfollow you. The much easier fix is to just not follow at all.

And don't worry, it's not just you or anything I have against you. I just don't follow anyone back cause people aren't my thing.

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thewillywonka

4 years ago

How do you feel about Timmy playing you in the new Willy Wonka movie?

I'm delighted for Timmy! I congratulate him on the role! I'm sure he will do my story justice!

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thewillywonka

4 years ago

Oh...! 🤭

Hey, it turns out zere's vone dog I'm not afraid of. Rolly, from 101 Dalmatians. I can relate to him. - Augustus

You can relate to a dog?

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thewillywonka

4 years ago

Goodnight world.

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thewillywonka

4 years ago

Yeah. Sure.

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thewillywonka

4 years ago

That's great! ☺️

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thewillywonka

4 years ago

You so damn fine to me, lord have mercy

Please Mrs. Beauregard, you're married!

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thewillywonka

4 years ago

How do you know all the Oompa Loompas names if they all look alike?

Families that have twin children would know which kid is which, right? Same concept. They may look identical but they each have very unique personalities.

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thewillywonka

4 years ago

It's slave labor cause the oompa loompas were taken out of their country and now working for you, you know that right??

Of course not! Don't be ridiculous. It's only slave labor when you're taken forcefully and forced to work against your will for no wages. That goes against my code. The Oompa Loompas agreed to come work in the factory because they would be living in better conditions and would have their precious cocoa beans in trade for their work. It was a business agreement, which is the same as a verbal contract. How you could imply such a nonsensical accusation with so much confidence and very little knowledge is entirely beyond me.

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