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How do you come up with your financial planner/organization?

I organize percentages, range, demographic (that mostly being children), costs, income and do's and donuts (do nots), get it? Ahaha!

Ahem. Excuse the sloppy handwriting, I was in a rush. This is basically a short overview of the benefits to what's called "affiliate marketing." It's a pretty simple concept. For instance, you want an online store to sell your brand of candy. So you search out and find what's called an "affiliate network" and advertise your goodies to a seller, or an affiliate marketer. Should you be lucky enough to get someone interested in selling your shiz-na-ee, they would then set up a website or link to your line of candy. And every time you make a sell from their links or site, you both get paid. In other words, you have sustainable income, depending on how popular you are of course, and they pocket what's called a "commission", a sum of money earned through sales. You know how those greedy and money hungry YouTubers get paid a percentage by a sponsor just to shove a product down your cute little throat? Same thing, really. Unless you're the greedy YouTuber. But isn't that neat? You can still market your business right from your bedroom with ease. And in the times of Coronavirus where people can't physically go out to stores as much, this is my newest strategy, because I have to keep that revenue coming in! And the rest is pretty much the basic 101 stuff. Blah, blah, blah, economic decline, global panic, business thingy, you understand? Great! Loved your question, by the way!

This gives me the chills. 🌨️

"Surviving Willy Wonka is an American horror movie created by Tim Burton and is the sequel to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Six years into the future, a whimsical candy-making killer with an unknown motive for luring his adolescent victims inside his chocolate factory opens his doors up to the public once again. But this time, tourists won't leave."

But why not just follow us? I want to be followed dammit -pouts- >:3

Because if I follow you now then I run the risk of not liking you later, for whatever reason. And if I decide that I don't care for you later then I'll have to unfollow you. The much easier fix is to just not follow at all.

And don't worry, it's not just you or anything I have against you. I just don't follow anyone back cause people aren't my thing.

I just went all the way down to find your handwriting and thats some pretty letters you have there

It wasn't my best, a bit sloppy honestly, but I appreciate it! ☺️

What's ur Hogwarts house and what house do u think ur friends are in

Hm. A rather unusual question, but I'll go with it! ☝️My Hogwarts house is definitely Slytherin, although I don't value or support cunning principles.

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As for my friends:

@sincerelyalice would probably be in Ravenclaw.

@onlyedwardscissorhands is definitely in Hufflepuff.

@xx-maria I believe is in Slytherin. It just suits her.

@tarranthightopp is in Gryffindor. If I'm not sure about anyone else's Hogwarts house, I'm sure about this one!

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I liked this question, haha! It was cute and... different! Thank you for that one, anon. 😌

There's footage of you running into the glass elevator I'M SO SORRY BUT THAT SHIT SENT ME LAUGHING SO HARD I THINK I'M DYING LMAOOOOO 🤣

It wasn't that funny. 😒

If a girl's coochie smells like tuna fish is that bad for men? Asking for a friend 😅😐😶🤐

I think m-maybe that's a q-question for your gynecologist, dear girl.

...Heh...yeah. Gynecologist.

I'm not a doctor. I'm a chocolatier. I make chocolate. 'Kay?

What do you like to eat besides candy. I’ve always wondered if you ever ate anything besides sweets 👀

Surely you didn't assume that I eat candy for every meal, my dear?

I enjoy steak, fish and vegetables quite often. Turkey, stuffing and cranberry sauce are a favorite. Tropical fruits too. Oh, and popcorn! Except that's kind of a hassle to eat, those little kernels can be so darn annoying!

But can you imagine the state my health would be in if I ate candy every day? That's a horrible idea.

Edward, stay out of this please. This is between me and the clown boy.

The shade you be throwing at Alice, Mike, and Augustus on here and the way you be responding to your dad in the comments be KILLING MEEEE LMFAO YALL FUNNY AF 😭😭😭😭

And when mad hatter was yelling at you and Edward through your asks and you were like "oh..." I died. And Some girl said you get her wet and your dad said he hope they ain't a minor, please come get your dad. It's the chaos for me 💀💀💀

You know what they say, if you don't like my shade then step out of my shadow. That Alice is something, though. A drunk. Hmph.

As for my dad, unfortunately there isn't much I can do to deter his behavior.

Yes, I receive notifications about it often.

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