I Like Your Grandma Already. โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Œ

I like your grandma already. โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Œ

Can you please post the Willy Wonka song you used in the "when your candy sells" meme you made Mr Wonka? Please ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š

Ah, here it is. Excuse the language.

Benji Ceez & Rich The Kid - Willy Wonka

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4 years ago

I need to have a word with you and Edward privately please. ๐Ÿ˜ IMMEDIATELY ๐Ÿ˜ 

Oh...

Yeah sure, one moment, Tarrant.

4 years ago

I wanna taste your lips ๐Ÿ˜˜ I know you're sweet like sugarcane ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’—

Silly girl, if you would like to taste me then you could simply just eat me, I am eatable after all. Though I'm afraid that isn't a bright idea, unless you'd like to speak with the local authorities.

4 years ago

I didn't. But obviously he couldn't have gone far, his house wasn't too far from my factory. It took maybe 40 minutes to find him.

Hey I noticed that you changed your clothes a lot on the golden ticket tour day. First you had the black coat outside then you took that off and had the burgundy jacket but after the contest you had on gold and black pajamas and slippers then when you was getting your shoes shined you had the black jacket with another black coat under it and then you changed back to the burgundy jacket when you had dinner with the buckets. Why did you change so much and how did your clothes magically switch at the end?

Well, I changed back into my lounging pajamas because the tour was over. And I wanted to be comfortable for my therapy session. I threw on a quick change of clothes once again to find Charlie and talk to him. I specifically changed my clothes so that he wouldn't recognize me or the big 'W' on my shoes. That's how I ended up in all black. So basically your question is how in the world did I end up wearing the burgundy coat again, right?

When we arrived back at the factory after visiting my dad, we were brainstorming new candy flavors and ideas. I leave most of my coats and shoes at the front corridor when I'm in a hurry (if the Oompa Loompas haven't taken them away) and I happened to change back into the attire from earlier right before going to the Buckets' house for dinner with Charlie. That's all. Just a quick change of wardrobe.

4 years ago

I hope I'm not bothering you I have a few questions?

1. What's your favorite color?

2. Chocolate or coffee?

3. Why are your eyes purple?

4. Can we see your bedroom? If you don't want us to that's okay lol

5. Have you ever thought about getting married and having kids?

You're not bothering me at all, it's no problem really.

1). My favorite color is either gold or burgundy. Pick either.

2). Chocolate, of course. Believe it or not, I'm not a huge fan of coffee. It stains your teeth and can give you bad breath and anxiety. I don't understand the obsession with it, but to each their own.

3.) My eyes are in fact not purple, they're brown. Rather than color, I believe the purple tint you're seeing is due to reflectiveness, depth and dimension. All that science-y stuff. That's been a topic of confusion for quite some time.

4). I'll have to think about it. I'm not very fond of my privacy being invaded.

5). No, I've never thought about it. The Buckets are like family and my Oompa Loompas are like my children, honestly. I don't think I need anything more than that. I'm very content with the way things are now here at the factory. โ˜บ๏ธ

4 years ago

When you ran away from home and your dad wasn't there when you went back how did you survive like what did you do? Where did you stay after that?

I didn't have any nearby family where I used to live, so temporary housing with relatives wasn't an option. While browsing around the local candy stores one day, I saw a man through a window pulling taffy through a taffy puller. I would visit there frequently, as he would engage me in conversation, give me food and allow me to stay out of the cold. He eventually found out I was homeless and offered me a place in his home. I then studied his candy making process and earned my own money by helping out as a hired stocker and assistant at the store, and that's when I started to create my own concoctions of candies in the back room and at home after school. Over time, I had saved up enough and used that money to invest in opening my own corner candy store, took and passed the Chocolate Manufacturing exam with flying colors, and the rest is history, really.

4 years ago

I love you Willy! ๐Ÿ˜šโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ

I Love You Willy! ๐Ÿ˜šโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ

Oh, thank you! Nice gif.

4 years ago

Yeah, not interested! โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ˜

Mr. Wonka. I know you're busy baking with Miss Cocoa, but Alice still wants to come to the barbeque at your factory the weekend, she insists you unban her immediately and talk to her directly. There's just nothing I can do to convince her otherwise. I'm sorry

4 years ago

Anyone ever told you you look like a young johnny depp?

Never heard of him.

4 years ago

This is why I don't go to Starbucks.

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4 years ago

Theres two things I absolutely adore whenever you're speaking:

1.: How soft and gentle you speak. Yeah, that's a thing.

2.: Your little 'kay. It's just the cutest.

Thank you! I find that speaking in a gentle voice helps my Oompa Loompas to work better as some of them can be easily startled by abrupt, loud noises. Plus there's just no need to be loud and obnoxious. It doesn't build a healthy working relationship.

I've also been told by Charlie's Grandma, Georgina, that my voice calms her, so I guess that really is a thing! Who would've thought? I think she may have a little crush, but that's a story for another time. Ha!

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