When You Ran Away From Home And Your Dad Wasn't There When You Went Back How Did You Survive Like What

You're tall.

Yeah, and that much closer to heaven. ☝️😌

Silly question:

Are you bad at math?

No, I'm actually really good at math, to my own surprise.

I have always hated numbers until they had to be incorporated into my business (pricing, costs, investments, income, salaries, etc). Maybe that's why I'm good at math after all.

Round and round and round she goes, where she stops, nobody knows! Ha ha!

Welcome to the Chocolate Factory, the place where if she doesn't like chocolate then I don't want her. Ahaha! I kid, I kid. But seriously. Look at this baby stir.

While some of you are closing your tired little eyes to sleep, we're up whip-whipping it, boxing and shipping it! ✨

Donau is very beautiful, very tasty looking. My Oompa Loompas could probably whip some up!

Nobody:

Absolutely no one in the world:

You: Good morning my little chocolate chips!

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(Ilysfm 😂😂😂)

Well, everybody likes chocolate chips and if anyone doesn't then they need their head checked.

Do you actually need that cane or is it just decoration

Also is your can edible as well

It's simply an accessory that I like to keep around. Well the cane itself isn't edible but I can fill it with candy too! Currently it has Nerds in it. You know those wonderful little sweet and colorful candies made by Wonka? Yeah, those. Those are the little things inside of it, in case you were wondering. Ha ha!

Theres two things I absolutely adore whenever you're speaking:

1.: How soft and gentle you speak. Yeah, that's a thing.

2.: Your little 'kay. It's just the cutest.

Thank you! I find that speaking in a gentle voice helps my Oompa Loompas to work better as some of them can be easily startled by abrupt, loud noises. Plus there's just no need to be loud and obnoxious. It doesn't build a healthy working relationship.

I've also been told by Charlie's Grandma, Georgina, that my voice calms her, so I guess that really is a thing! Who would've thought? I think she may have a little crush, but that's a story for another time. Ha!

Goodness you're right, Daisy.

That's a great idea! I like the way you think.

Please do another voice clip 😭😭😭

There's quite a difference between the occasional sweet tooth and eating sweets and candy for almost every meal.

What's your favorite food at McDonald's?

I thought we've been over this? Aren't you the same girl who suggested I build a McDonald's in my factory? I don't think you understand how unhealthy their "food" is, and I use the term loosely because it isn't food fit for human consumption. It's 40% pink paste, 20% GMOs and 40% human DNA. And it makes you overweight.

Do I look like I eat McDonald's to you? That photo alone is giving me heartburn.

Hi! I love your chocolate. I wanna ask; what's your favorite time of day? Thanks!

Hi, I appreciate your kind words! ☺️

My favorite time of day is morning, because that's when I get to wake up and start the whole process of creating creative candy again, haha! And my brain works better in the morning than it does at night, by nightfall I'm beat.

Please don't die, I can't afford to bring you back.

Yo haircut stuuuuuupid af what did you think when getting your hair cut with a fckn booooowl

First of all, my haircut isn't stupid, yours is. Matter of fact it's probably dry, basic and straight with split ends, no style, volume or curl. Just dreadful and more lifeless than a dead rose. 😌