Last Night I Had A Dream About The Grinch And His Heart Was Swelling To Three Times Its Size Because

Last night I had a dream about the grinch and his heart was swelling to three times its size because of the excessive love he felt for the whos or whatever the fuck unpruned his heart but instead of overflowing with love it was just stress cardiomyopathy from the excessive noise and he went into cardiac arrest and this seemed important enough to inform tumblr

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2 months ago

...what did bro say 😟

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2 months ago

I’m obsessed with this man

5 months ago

Well. There are two ways to take this... 😳💀

"Don't rile me up or you'd be regretting those words soon enough"

2 months ago

Happy to be included

5 months ago

I know there are a lot of people posting about TikTok but...

I've already seen about 100 posts about TikTok users coming to tumblr as "refugees," and about 50 of those posts were saying something snippy or rude or just hateful in general, like "don't come to my blog" or "don't invade my social website" or trash talking people who are genuinely upset about the loss of their community, and I just wanted to let everyone know that my blog is "refugee" friendly, so anyone can come chat or send asks. Feel free to invade my blog and social app... any intrusion is welcome! ❤️❤️❤️


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1 month ago

there’s something holy about yearning. the kind that makes you kneel. that fills your lungs with bees. write about that. write about someone who wants something so badly the forest catches fire just to give it to them.

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thetyrantofanewera

Just your average queer writer, obsessed with a myriad of random BS that won't give me anything but amusement and happiness in life. 19, Minors please DNI.

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