Thetyrantofanewera - Thetyrantofanewera

I bet yall didn't know that cats think of cleaning another animal as a sign of dominance and bunnies think of being cleaned as a sign of dominance so they both think they're in charge here lol

(If you already knew this please don't tell me I want to pretend I know things.)

All right that's it I'm done how the fuck do you italicize shit in these posts

help help help

i think there’s actually nothing better than being randomly told “I love you” after doing something characteristically stupid. Like what do you mean I’m a lovable person and I just did something silly and you thought “of course you would do that. I love you.”. No better feeling

YOU GUYS HELP I NEED HELP MY CAT IS LAYING ON MY LEGS AND HE'S SLEEPING BUT I HAVE TO GET UP BECAUSE SOMEONE IS AT THE DOOR BUT HE'S SO PRECIOUS AND MY PERFECT LITTLE ANGEL AND HE'S SLEEPING YOU GUYS WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO

lmfao you guys i think i'm fucking depressed

AND THEY’RE FUCKING CORRECT

Random writer thought but...

Do you guys ever just research WAAAAAY too deep into one specific topic that you never end up using in a work? Like, I could probably tell you how to hold a fan in a provocative but innocent enough way whilst making eye contact across a ballroom but can't tell you one single time I've ever used it in a piece of writing???

You guys can we please bring back words like tis and whilst? I would literally marry someone who uses those words regularly???

Idk who needs to hear this but just because your writing isn’t good yet doesn’t mean it’s bad either