Thetyrantofanewera - Thetyrantofanewera

That one heartbreak playlist that keeps slapping as hard as rejection

All right that's it I'm done how the fuck do you italicize shit in these posts

EM DASHES, MY LOVES 😭😭😭

"If you use em dash in your works, it makes them look AI generated. No real human uses em dash."

Imaging thinking actual human writers are Not Real because they use... professional writing in their works.

Imagine thinking millions of people who have been using em dash way before AI becomes a thing are all robots.

REBLOG IF YOU'RE A HUMAN AND YOU USE EM DASH

HAPPY HAZBINIVERSARRIE MOTHERF-

old ass man

just remember, tense your shoulders, grit your teeth, take rapid shallow breaths and say to yourself ”oh shit, oh fuck, this is all my fault”

😳 <- this emoji but without the blush or romantic connotation. im not blushing im staring you directly in your fucking eyes

I bet yall didn't know that cats think of cleaning another animal as a sign of dominance and bunnies think of being cleaned as a sign of dominance so they both think they're in charge here lol

(If you already knew this please don't tell me I want to pretend I know things.)

You guys I have magical psychic future seeing abilities I just asked this girl out and she said yes 💅✨

Just found out I'm related to King Henry the 8th while in recovery from an OD yesterday... gotta say, that made me feel a lot better!