Liam ”It‘s Been. My Honor.” Mairi

Today's Major Disappointment:

I scrolled all the way through my dash for the first time and finally disvovered that it doesn't go on forever ☹️

...what did bro say 😟

You guys I have magical psychic future seeing abilities I just asked this girl out and she said yes 💅✨

Just found out I'm related to King Henry the 8th while in recovery from an OD yesterday... gotta say, that made me feel a lot better!

writing is hard but coming up with a cunty title and catchy summary will slay even god's strongest soldier

reblogging cuz the supernatural reference made me giggle

thinking about the time they sent me a seven year old autistic patient to investigate if he was suffering abuse because in every psychological test he kept drawing awful monsters

and I start the consultation already miserable as fuck and I give the kid some pen and paper so I can maybe communicate and see what's on his mind

and then I go WAIT A GODDAMN SECOND I KNOW THOSE MONSTERS

turns out the kid just had a special interest in Five Nights at Freddy's

Me, writing something at 1 am: Omg I'm literally a genius this words sound amazing I ate totally whith this one omfg

The writing: