I Don’t Think This Can Count As Satire If It’s Factual.

I bet yall didn't know that cats think of cleaning another animal as a sign of dominance and bunnies think of being cleaned as a sign of dominance so they both think they're in charge here lol

(If you already knew this please don't tell me I want to pretend I know things.)

Today's Major Disappointment:

I scrolled all the way through my dash for the first time and finally disvovered that it doesn't go on forever ☹️

C A T S !

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

canceled my prime membership today

psa. if we’re mutuals, we’re automatically friends. u don’t need to say things like “sorry to bother” or “sorry im annoying” bc ur not. ur my friend. u can come to me for anything. u need help? im here. wanna chat? hmu. just wanna gush abt your muse? go for it. we’re friends. ily.

They only wear pink on Wednesdays.

That one heartbreak playlist that keeps slapping as hard as rejection