Thetyrantofanewera - Thetyrantofanewera

You guys I have magical psychic future seeing abilities I just asked this girl out and she said yes 💅✨

Just found out I'm related to King Henry the 8th while in recovery from an OD yesterday... gotta say, that made me feel a lot better!

u survive literally every single event in your life & still every time a new event happens you feel like this is the event that will kill you and that you will never move on from but actually you will continue to survive like you always have bc u have a 100% win rate of surviving events. btw

HAPPY HAZBINIVERSARRIE MOTHERF-

how to spot a writer:

unhinged google search history

crying over fake people

owns 200 notebooks (they're all empty)

Cats are the truest love of my life. Men?

...meh.

Bitter and lonely straight men who feel unloved by women do not seem to understand that women do not love men the way they think women should love men. Women who love men romantically don't love them with admiration, as a wise authority figure or someone they can rely on like children rely on their parents and belivers trust in their god. They love men the same way that they love cats.

Their weird hairy little house gremlin whose thoughts and feelings are occasionally utterly incomprehensible and expressed in strange ways, but who still clearly tries, and still clearly loves. Women love them despite of the home renovations they unpromptedly do.

Why would I write when I could imagine my characters going through the story and then get upset when a copy of the work doesn’t magically appear in front of me

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

and the lord sayest unto me, "lock the fuck in"