Thestressedpirateroberts - Untitled

standing up too quickly gives me temporary access to shrimp colours

please remember to take care of yourselves 

Made this TikTok in honor of ROTT.

Thats fucking brilliant

idea: scene with two characters eagerly stripping each other clearly about to bone, but they keep getting interrupted by finding carefully concealed weapons in each other’s clothing, so they keep just unholstering, revealing and unstrapping increasingly ludicrous amounts of hidden guns and knives as the clothes come off, and it’s lowkey killing the mood a little

Losing my mind remembering that pic chelsea manning posted of the extremely undercover and not at all obvious fbi agent who was tailing her after her release

 my grandparents are over and their catholic and were watching nailed it. and this one guys talking about his husband, and my grandmother is saying “a man cannot have a husband” because “it doesn’t work”. me being bi, is just nodding along but internally I am like “there is one imposter among us”.

i won’t

so majestic

solid moods

First one inspired by @magic-and-moonlit-wings!

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