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there are like five rules to life and those rules are

1. eat 3 meals a day

2. always have a non alcoholic drink with you

3. never trust anything you think about your life after 8-9pm

4. do a little something for urself every day

5. interact with a Beast at least once a day (human, feline, canine, lizard, bird, etc)

and the secret 6th rule:

6. if you can't do all of those rules, just do the ones you can

To fanfiction writers on AO3 who plan to delete their accounts

Hey I know this is a really selfish request. I know I have no right to dictate what you do. I know that we as readers don’t have any right to demand anything from you writers. If you plan on deleting your AO3 account and don’t mind your stories being up for public consumption, but you don’t want your name associated with it can you please Orphan your fanfic? There is an option on AO3 where you can orphan your Fic and it won’t be associated with you or your account. Again feel free to ignore this and continue on with your life. I honestly have only well wishes for you, and if writing Fics isn’t something your interested anymore than cool dude! We’ll miss you. Sorry for this entirely selfish request, and I hope you give orphaning your Fic a thought.

Don’t save a life, be afraid to give blood

“you‘re so quiet” baby i’m not even here. i’m fantasizing about a book i read weeks ago. move on.

ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out of banishment he would lose his mind.

black hair? check. bad parent(s)? check. trauma? double check.

bruce: how’d you get your scar?

zuko: my dad got mad at me for saying that killing people is wrong so he lit my face on fire and banished me.

bruce, vibrating with excitement, already pulling adoption papers from his utilility: that’s terrible. how do you feel about capes.

Anyway.

tag yourself.

nothing like reading wlw fanfiction while your homophobic parents are sitting a few feet away, thinking that you’re studying for exams