Had to go looking for this because you’re the only person ever to spell Jinn with one n
*a few weeks after salem’s defeat*
Yang: can’t believe this is finally over.
Ruby: i know, me too.
Weiss: what do we do now? I mean, with the relics, we can’t leave them all together, it would be really dangerous.
Nora: then we should throw them away right? That way no one will ever find them again.
Ren: we used the power of the maidens to finish salem, so i don’t think we can use the vaults anymore, and considering they attract grimm it would be better if we threw them somewhere far away from population.
Oscar: why don’t throw it in the ocean? people won’t find it there and the grimms would stay surrounding it, but since they’re gimms they won’t use them, that way even if someone tried to get them he would have to deal with several underwater grimms.
Ruby: thats a good idea.
Yang: sounds good for me too.
Blake: then i think is decided, we’re throwing them in the ocean.
Jaune: well, before we do that, i was thinking about something.
Ruby: what is it?
Jaune: we never really used our third question for the relic of knowledge right?
Weiss: yes, there’s one last question available since we managed to defeat salem without asking her anything.
Jaune: *picking up the relic of choice* then i know what i’ll ask her.
Ruby: jaune, what are you-
Jaune: jin.
*time freezes around them and a blue mist comes up before a tall blue woman shows up*
Jin: hello again childrens, its been awhile.
Ruby: *sheepishly* yeah, it is.
Jin: i still can answer one more question in this era, so, what is your question.
Ruby: well, i don’t know, jaune is the one who called you.
Jin: really? *turns to jaune who’s blushing and looking away* is there something wrong?
Jaune: *face as red as a tomato* d-don’t you wear any clothes?
Jin: i don’t have the need to use them, you can look if you want.
Jaune: *slowly turns to her, still trying to keep his eyes away from areas they shouldn’t stare* okay.
Jin: *chuckles* you’re a cute little one aren’t you?
Jaune: *blushes a bit more*
Jin: so, what is your question?
Jaune: well, you being the relic of knowledge and all, i think you know already what we’re going to do with all the relics right?
Jin: you’re planning to throw them in the ocean, i’m aware of that.
Jaune: so, my question is, are you happy? With y’know, being trapped alone into this relic for all this time and probably for the rest of your life?
RWBY,NR,OSCAR: *eyes wide in surprise.
Jin: *taken aback* what?
Jaune: are you happy with being trapped alone inside the relic?
Jin: …young man, are you sure that you want to use your last question for that?
Jaune: *nods*
Jin: *with a small smile* i must say im surprised, i never expected anyone to make me sutch a question, but no, i’m not happy being inside this lamp, being trapped there alone for more than a millenia isn’t exactly what you would call fun, i wanted to see the places i know on my mind, but i can’t, i am a prisoner from the relic *raising her arms* these shackles are a proof that i’m never going to be really free *looks down slightly* my job is to answer questions and thats what im going to do for the rest of my existence; or at least until the relic of knowledge exists.
Jaune: so, you can’t really be free because of the lamp?
Jin: yes, unfortunately.
Jaune: but what if the lamp didn’t existed?
Jin: it doesn’t matter, no one would risk a relic with unlimited knowledge just to free someone like me, my fate has already beeb decided, i’ll stay here forever.
Jaune: you’re wrong, we are the ones who decide our fates, no one can do that for us.
Jin: im afraid i can’t do that, not while i’m still trapped by the lamp.
Jaune: then lets take care of it *unsheathes his sword coating it in a bright white aura*
Jin: wait, what are you-
Jaune: HRRAHH *slashes the lamp breaking it completely*
RWBY,NR,OSCAR: *drops jaw on the ground*
Jin: *eyes wide and completely speechless* …why?
Jaune: this way you’re free right? Now you can choose your fate and decide what you want to do with your life.
Jin: *stares as her shackles slowly vanish* i-
*times starts to pass again and jin gets covered in a blue mist before falling on the ground*
Jaune: *hurry towards her* jin are you oka…*blushes deeply*
Jin: *now with a fair skin tone, blue eyes, blue hair, slightly shorter than jaune in height and completely naked* what? i’m…human…?
Jaune: *looking away with a dark red blush* i-i think so *takes off his hoodie handing to her* t-take it for now, at least you won’t be naked.
Jin: *eyes start to tear up before she leaps at him, trapping him in a tight hug* thank you…thank you so much…
Jaune: *blushing to an atomic level* i-i-its o-okay, d-d-don’t worry about t-that.
Jin: why did you freed me? I don’t think i can answer big questions without the relic.
Jaune: *trying to ignore the embarrassment and her naked chest against his shirtless torso* w-well, n-no one should b-be treated like t-that, i c-couldn’t let y-you t-t-trapped in there, n-now y-y-you c-can choose w-what to d-do with y-your l-life.
Jin: so, i can choose whatever i want?
Jaune: *nods*
Jin: *smiling and hugging him closer* then i want to stay with you, forever and ever.
Jaune: *blushing to a solar level* wait! What!?
RWBY,NR,OSCAR: …
Yang: is it me or jaune just smooth talked a hot ancient relic into being his girlfriend?
Weiss: honestly, i gave up trying to understand these things a long time ago.
Yang: I MEAN HE WAS SO HUGE! I WAS CERTAIN IT WOULDNT FIT. ITS WAS LIKE BAM!
Tai: i wished you wouldnt talk about your boyfriend at the table
Test Scores: The first of many times Weiss was upset she couldn't top Yang.
SKFJDKSFKFHDKF
If only there was someone around who could help heal serious wounds...
Boy, is that a dated reference...
You gotta admit, the ponytail is very cute compared to her more business first bun. But I am genuinely concerned about her gaining robot parts like Ironwood.
It’s the prototype that the printer sent Coco, she gave it to Velvet as a ‘photographers fee’.
Not even a minute after the Jaune modeled body pillow was announced online, Pyrrha took the entire stock except one got away. Now who could the culprit be? Weiss? Ruby? Blake? Yang? Seems like a mystery.
Huh. Yeah what happened to it?
The fact that they’re all still tinted red in the edit just makes me laugh harder at this.
Salem: GIRLS! COME HERE!
Emerald & Yang: [DANGER]
salem holding emerald and yang like they’re just two disobedient children is exactly what i needed today
I refuse to call this trio anything but ‘Stoplight’.
(work in progress)
Rosegarden + Lancaster = Chivalry
Eventually Jaune and Ren have to work together to make the Remnant version of Soylent, just a milkshake with as much nutrients in it as they can sneak in.
Both girls get a 2-3 inch growth spurt within a few weeks of semi-healthy nutrition, unfortunately it’s too late to get much more than that in height.
Neo and Nora get along cause nothing taste better on pancakes then Icecream.
Some friendships are built on mutual understanding and care. And some friendships are built on breakfast foods.
Yang: So you and Jaune are dating right?
Ruby while cuddling jaune and wearing his hoodie: No, we’re just friends Yang. Oh my Gods!
Jaune:Yeah this is what friends do.
Yang:God, you two are delusional.
Have you ever done Winter Knight headcanons? SFW and/or NSFW?
Send me a character/ship and I’ll tell you some headcanons
(please let me know if you want nsfw in is)
SFW
Ok, but like Jaune doing something clumsy, like accidentally tripping, or he gets lowkey humiliated in some way
And Winter chuckles at him
It’s more of a snort but Jaune still catches it
And he can’t help but go wide eye at how cute it was
And Winter is embarrassed as hell
But Jaune loves it so much and desperately tries to get her to do it again
Winter does fencing practice with Jaune
And she manages to pin him down
And Jaune’s heart is beating out of his chest
So he leans up to kiss her
And she is so flustered that she blasts him through a wall
NSFW
Winter wears heels and steps on Jaune
Jaune tied up and kneeling before her as she smirks down at him
Winter blushes at pda, but the moment they are behind closed doors, she is all about it
Mostly, because she’s in control of what goes on there and so can mentally prepare herself for it
Jaune doesn’t mind, he likes her being in control
They sometimes try to switch it up
Sometimes it works out well
Other times, she has to safeword out
It’s ok, they’ll just try again
She’s fine with blindfolds but cuffs can be too much
They use soft fabric, something she can tear out of
Pyrrha: Honey, you know that I love you, right?
Nora: Yes.
Pyrrha: And that I cherished our marriage at every waking moment of my life, right?
Nora: Yeah.
Pyrrha: And I wouldn’t trade you for nothing in this whole world no matter what.
Nora:....what’s this about?
Pyrrha, awkwardly: Well I love you and all but....I just wish you could find a different way to tell everyone that we’re adopting a kid. Because your way is.....there are better ways at telling people, sweetie.
Nora:......I don’t follow.
Pyrrha, blushing: Telling everyone that we’re planning on being milfs is a confusing way to say it.
Nora:......I still don’t follow.