Got 5 Pages Of My Essay Written In One Hour God Is Real

Saw this again so ig here’s another sorry if this is bad to do

do it :3

Gyatt: Parody(?) of Giraffe by Miniature Tigers

I’ve been mewing

With sigmas dressed as freaks

They’ve been edging

Injured rizzlers in their sleep

Gyatt some feelings

That breaks my mewing streak

I can sigma

I know I can

That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

Oh, That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

Honey, That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

Oh, That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

Been looksmaxxing

Trying not to show the fact you Fanum Taxed me

You really rizzed me up

Like a sigma male

Being rizzed to death by memes

That’s an image, no one wants to see

That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

Oh, That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

Honey, That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

Oh, That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

Hey! It’s just another skibidi day where I’m at

My gyatt’s in Ohio cause I’m trying to looksmaxx

I wake up in the morning with a bad jaw ache

I edge and mew for 20 minutes then I’m off into the day

That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

Oh, That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

Honey, That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

Oh, That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

And that’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

And that’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

And that’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

And that’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

me: reblogs anything

the green bar that pops up telling me I reblogged something:

They can all have alphabet soup with only a’s

Reblog to give an asexual a treat

I forgot that robot guy existed I fully thought you were talking about the kitten

you vs megatron, who wins

Me, shoving a Capcha test in front of his face and say "Solve this bitch"

Sure! Here, have this bundle of green leafy parasitic red berry bearing plants I found hanging upside down in a doorway bound in a red ribbon on Christmas Day!

do not be mean to Baldr be nice instead imo

Ok guys had a dream. I had a job interview but i didn’t know where so I filled out all the info after a shower at like 11 at night, and my dad drove me there. It was this weird place directly attached to a Holiday gas station, and when I walked in, it SCREAMED money laundering front. It was an Indian restaurant, but in the most dilapidated room ever, and it was directly attached to both this warehouse filled with common household goods and a room entirely filled with a pool devoted to the main “business source”: Underwater horse walking. I walk in and am met with what looks to be an old Asian man and his 4 sons. The sit me down on a table and begin the interview. First they bicker about a few tasks, apparently one of the sons drained the pool too early. Then they ask me if I can navigate the warehouse, and if I have a swimsuit. One of the sons asks if I like his craftsmanship on a rack of homemade guns in a way that feels like a thinly veiled threat, and I am saying whatever I think will get me out of there alive because I am terrified for my life. Then they pull out a sheet of paper that looks like a hiring contract and a list of 7 more questions to ask and ask me, quite literally “Are you the type of person who asks a lot of questions about what they’re told to do, or can you just get the job done” and I tell them that while I can ask questions, if they tell me not to, then I won’t, and they laugh at me. Then, before they ask the 7 questions, I ask them “What is underwater horse walking??” They all laugh, and the old man says something along the lines of “When I think about what it is, I’m terrified. How can a man not be when he finds the secret of life on Earth?” It turns out, in the dream, underwater horse walking is some way to unleash the ancient cosmic power of creation, and he’s using it in some odd way to like, make new life i think? I don’t remember his exact goals. Then an order comes in for paper towels so I have to help stack ramen. At this point I’m thinking of telling y’all about this place because apparently the store is actually crazy good and has like a lot of foods from other countries crazy cheap. Then Ms. A (my senior year English teacher) walks in. She greets me and asks me about like the place and hands me my family’s car keys (??????) because apparently she needed our car for something and apparently my dad is there, and I’m like “I am NOT working here” so then I leave and the dream gets foggy from there. Idk what this all means like at all

the dentist makes me feel like a whore. they open me wide and jam their fingers and toys into me, they tell me to bite down, they call me good and obedient. it’s sexually charged s’what it is.

tally hall memes and shitposts because its the 10 year anniversary of miracle musical!

also because i like this band a normal, regular, neurotypical amount and i think about them a normal amount and i am not constantly holding back urges to make unfunny tally hall references

don’t have actual plans for the future but i do have a futuresona which is a version of me that accomplishes all of my assorted and unrealistic goals