Gyatt: Parody(?) of Giraffe by Miniature Tigers
I’ve been mewing
With sigmas dressed as freaks
They’ve been edging
Injured rizzlers in their sleep
Gyatt some feelings
That breaks my mewing streak
I can sigma
I know I can
That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt
Oh, That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt
Honey, That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt
Oh, That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt
Been looksmaxxing
Trying not to show the fact you Fanum Taxed me
You really rizzed me up
Like a sigma male
Being rizzed to death by memes
That’s an image, no one wants to see
That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt
Oh, That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt
Honey, That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt
Oh, That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt
Hey! It’s just another skibidi day where I’m at
My gyatt’s in Ohio cause I’m trying to looksmaxx
I wake up in the morning with a bad jaw ache
I edge and mew for 20 minutes then I’m off into the day
That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt
Oh, That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt
Honey, That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt
Oh, That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt
And that’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt
And that’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt
And that’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt
And that’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt
FOOLISH HETERO! That was a porn bot!!! your social security number is mine!!!
I need you all to help me kill a guy who said skibidi toilet is the most impactful piece of anti-imperialist western literature ever written
I reblong him because I love fat cocaine pigeon stacks
reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future
my relationship exit surveys indicate women like when i am crying or in pain or being maimed or attacked by animals
my parents almost named me altoid
fuck it, naming my kid Yarlf. just really getting gross with it.
im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to
spiderman dances to the beat
no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour
I used to cook more for my parents then they did for me
I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat.
“Laios is too autistic to fuck”
Terrible take, lame, weak crops, infantilizes autistic people
“Laios is too autistic to fuck normal”
Excellent, wonderful, borderline canon