She con on my clave till I Habemus papam
I delivered
Please accept another Poolverine bridal carry pose~!! β€οΈπ
tumblr dot com is an endless, self-building Minoan labyrinth coming up with new riddles and trials each day
"old man yaoi" has become one of my new favourite phrases which is unfortunate because it is inappropriate in roughly 99% of real world scenarios
in the words of the great Elizabethan wordsmith William Shakespeare, in Hamlet Act IV Scene V,Β βWhen sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions.β or, in the words of the great Twitter wordsmith @Horse_ebooks,
"I love you , I'm glad we're friends"
this is my favourite thing ever
heyyyy guess who got into what we do in the shadows !!
fun date idea: i come over and watch tv while you stand behind me psychically reaching out to your ex on behalf of your husband who's in the next room π