I Delivered

AVAUNT, FOUL DEMON

why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.

(Part I, part II)

nowy papież szczerze mocne

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

Give vi two little sisters

Give isha two big sisters

Give jinx two sisters

Give Vander three daughters

Give the girls a dad

NOWWWWWWWWW‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

Have we considered that Mark Chastity is the Mark in Hidgens polycule?

what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

It's Autumn, which means if I make a Big Pot of Soup it will Fix Everything. No one fact check me on this. We need to let the soup speak for itself.