Pope, Walking Across Their Lawn: I’ve Seen Hogs, I’ve Seen Goats, I’ve Even Seen A Three-legged-

JJ, flopping on top of pope

Pope: you okay, sweetheart?

JJ: sweetheart? Are we doing pet names now?

Pope, flustered: it just- it just slipped out!

Pope: I'm bi and confused.

Kiara: About being bi?

Pope: No, I just want to know what the fuck is going on.

JJ, very drunk: Daaamn, hottie, do you come here often?

Pope: We live together, JJ.

JJ Maybank’s Camera Roll

Pope, staring at JJ’s ass

JJ: Pope, stop staring at my ass you’re making it hard to concentrate

Pope, basically shouting: how do you think I feel?!

Pope, exasperated: but how do I know if he’s gay?

John B: here. JJ!

JJ, looking up from his phone on the couch: what

John B: would you rather give up cheese or blow jobs for the rest of your life?

Pope: that’s not-

JJ, shrugging: blow jobs maybe… they hurt my jaw

Pope *eyes blowing wide*

John B: you’re welcome.

Rafe : JJ sucks

Pope: mhm

Pope: he swallows too

Rafe: *absolutely horrified*

Cleo: hey where's Pope?

Kiara: I don't know, hold on. We'll find him, just look at JJ.

Cleo: *looking at JJ* Pope isn't with him though.

Kiara: just follow his line of sight.

Kiara & Cleo: *follows JJ’s eyes to See Pope standing across the room talking to someone else*

Cleo: oh my god-

Kiara: yeah, that works 90 percent of the time

Pope, very tired: Can I sleep in your bed?


JJ: *half asleep* Pope, this is a queen-sized bed. That means it’s for *gestures vaguely to himself* the Queen.