Pope, Very Tired: Can I Sleep In Your Bed?

Pope: As top in this relationship, I think we should-

JJ: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.

Pope, struggling to keep upright in his 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don't really think heels are for me

JJ, pointing at him and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

Pope: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.


JJ: Oh. We're going out?


Pope: Wh...

JJ, screaming and running with a metal bin: I’M BREAKING THE WINDOW!

‘Emergency assistance, this is Trisha’

Pope: hi, we.. we locked our baby in the car and people are judging us

JJ: I SWEAR TO GOD IM GONNA BREAK IT

Pope: do not break it, you’ll get glass on him!

‘Sir, please tell your wife to relax, everything is going to be okay’

Pope: that’s a man

‘Really?’

JJ, flopping on top of pope

Pope: you okay, sweetheart?

JJ: sweetheart? Are we doing pet names now?

Pope, flustered: it just- it just slipped out!

Pope: Why are there 6 more dogs in our apartment?

JJ: They're golden retrievers. They retrieve gold. I did this for us!

Pope: you gotta be fucking kidding me

JJ: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.

Pope: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.

JJ: I said within reason, Pope. How about I murder that guy?

Pope: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?

JJ: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

Pope once he and JJ adopt kids

Pope: I’m the cool dad. That’s my thing. I’m hip. I surf the Web. I text. LOL: laugh out loud. OMG: Oh my God. WTF: Why the face?

Kiara: *fast-forwards all the way through the movie* 
JJ: You can't just skip to the happy ending! 
Kiara: I don't have time for their problems.

Pope: how would you like your coffee?

JJ: as dark and as bitter as my soul

Pope: one vanilla latte with extra sugar and whipped cream, got it