So Anyway They Are Girlfriends

I hate the vast majority of my stuff being stuck on the other side of the country and having no idea when I'll be able to get any of it back 😭

Tea. Earl gray. Hot.

Tumblr be like "No matter how you censor this nude artwork with no sexual activity, we will keep slapping the mature content label on it. Anyway here's an ad with a furry with cum in her mouth and a woman showering in the smallest bikini possible and a tied-up anime girl with her boobs out, nipples and all. If you give us money we'll stop spamming you with screen-sized videos of women showering every three posts. Oh hey we put a mature content label on the dinosaur, you're welcome! Keep tumblr Pure and Wholesome!"

*slamming my head into a wall* I don't need them I don't need them I can't afford to need them

Passing earned knowledge onto the new kitten

So how many Creepers you think they had to milk to get all this?

WH-WHA THEY SMOKED EM IN THE CAR AND LEFT THE BUTTS

Someone broke into the car last night, stole the cbd cigs. Motherfucker those are 15 bucks and won't give you your nicotine hit give them BACK

Watched the FNAF movie for the first time, had a blast. I was soooo worried it was gonna suck, adaptations don't have the best track record, I'm always nervous but omg.

Real props? Practical effects and real, well done costumes? No green screen? Specific lighting, angles, and focus because the characters are actually in the scene? Holy shit, it looks fantastic. The acting is fantastic, too.

The animatronics looked amazing! Bonnie was adorable 😭 and I love how threatening Freddy could look. Then the Springtrap entrance? Holy shit I had to replay it. The way he loomed and moved was perfect.

Immediately knowing Steve Raglan and Vanessa were bad news just from their names was funny. Just narrowing my eyes at them like "nah you're sus as hell, stop acting cheery."

I was constantly pausing to point out things and gush about lore. Aaaaa so much fun! I'm so excited for the next one!

I need someone to mail me 3 pounds of vintage stickers