I’m Not Asking My Ancestors For Guidance They Were Homophobic And Had No Respect For Workplace Safety

I think my favorite genre of fanfiction is when the author says something like "this was meant to be 3 chapters but it's actually going to be 5" in the notes at the end of a chapter and you can look up at the chapter count and it's like 15 or something

Tumblr showing me my own reblogs when i hit refresh is so humiliating

Every time I reblog something funny and see it on my dash I immediately forget it and hit reblog only to be met with my own eyes staring at me

funniest news blurb i've ever seen actually. "there was a plot to kill trump last weekend. no not that one. totally different one. we figured out about it beforehand though so we heightened security at the rally. yeah that rally. yeah the one where-- yeah. yeah that one."

Jedi are absolute adrenaline junkies at their hearts of hearts and I respect that.

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you can make fun of old people all you want but then you'll be knitting with a good album on and a cup of tea and you'll be like this is excellent actually. the old ladies were right about this one. about the crosswords too, by the way

i care so much about fictional morality and ethics but not in a lame ass "is this character/ship problematic" way. i'm cringe for other reasons.

Geto: People say "I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" about the stupidest things I've ever heard. If you wouldn't wish one day of food poisoning on your worst enemies, you don't have enemies.