every day I wake up and it’s fucking january
“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.
researching 17th century piracy tonight. came across this:
One popular pastime amongst pirates was the mock trial. Each man played a part be it jailer, lawyer, judge, juror, or hangman. This sham court arrested, tried, convicted, and “carried out” the sentence to the amusement of all. (x)
how widespread could this have really been? how would it have gotten passed from ship to ship? can you imagine a pirate crew at a tavern, bragging to another pirate crew about how good they are at playing pretend? why was their go-to game “legal system”? were they performing incisive satire? is this some sort of pirates-only inside joke that’s been lost to the ages?
This isn't about "which of your joints is objectively the worst", but rather "which of your joints is recently annoying you the most". Which could be a new problem, a worse problem, a problem that's unchanged but your circumstances have changed so now it's interfering with things more, etc.
This poll is also open to young and healthy people; if say you bruised your elbow yesterday, that counts as a joint that annoys you.
Tumblr showing me my own reblogs when i hit refresh is so humiliating
Every time I reblog something funny and see it on my dash I immediately forget it and hit reblog only to be met with my own eyes staring at me
periods are medieval honestly. like sorry I got suicidal last night turns out I had too much blood in me. yeah no some of it fell out and I'm fine now.
Mine says 16 notes but I just need to know what possessed all of the bots. Someone help them
Is there a support group for people who have no idea what they’re doing but fake it really well?
POISSON STEVE?!
our beloved ancestor
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