Thegenderlesswiththistledownhair - Guys (gn) I Finally Watched Arcane!

He itched his vagina thoughtfully

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

Daniel Molloy

i post for the girls who used to read obsessively but can no longer pick up a book and also are no longer girls

my banu nahida

To keep their mouths busy because they would yap themselves to death about Lestat

random iwtv thoughts i’m having:

why do vampires smoke cigarettes? do they get a nicotine high? they can’t get addicted ??

personally i think armand just does it bc he wants to look cool and it does absolutely nada to him

but like,,, why are louis and armand ripping through two packs a day in paris

welcome to my new app, UberFeats. i will send heroes to your house to commit great Feats of strength and cunning

Have u considered letting it lick your eyelids

cats get so personally offended that I don't want my eyelids rubbed with sandpaper

“A bright young reporter with a point of view”

And it’s just him